E-mail from tezukak@x-corp.co.jp to yukimuras@x-corp.co.jp
Yukimura-kun, this says there are fifty-four press releases. Which are duplicates?
[ooc: Now with emoti-userpics! Er, pretend that's not OOC--I HAVE to play with these userpics, they're so much fun! Feel free to answer that none of them are duplicates, too...]
(memo to all staff in the General Affairs section)
[ooc: Tezuka left for lunch after this exchange. When he returned, he sent the following e-mail to all GA staff...]
E-mail from tezukak@x-corp.co.jp to (recipients hidden)
The defense ministry's telephone systems have malfunctioned due to unknown electromagnetic interference causes. Until further notice, please communicate with them via e-mail.
Re: (memo to all staff in the General Affairs section)
E-mail from tezukak@x-corp.co.jp to yukimuras@x-corp.co.jp
Indeed. I believe the malfunction will persist some time. It is bound to inconvenience and hinder communication with the honorable defense secretary, but I have faith in your abilities to cope.
[ooc: ♥ ... oh Tezuka, you did not attempt a joke. Oh gods. *facepalms* I don't understand what's wrong with me tonight!]/small>
Re: (memo to all staff in the General Affairs section)
E-mail from tezukak@x-corp.co.jp to yukimuras@x-corp.co.jp
Unfortunately, the Defense Ministry has triple failsafe computer systems. If you wish, Tanioka-san is good with computers and may be able to help you alleviate any inbox problems you should have.
[ooc: Tezuka refrained from typing "automatically delete his e-mails". ^_^]
Re: (memo to all staff in the General Affairs section)
E-mail from tezukak@x-corp.co.jp to yukimuras@x-corp.co.jp
Perhaps a briefing for the section is in order. Non-compulsory but recommended for all staff dealing with the Defense Ministry and the Honorable Secretary. Please ask Sawada-san to arrange one as soon as she finishes the summary.
[ooc: Tezuka would like to categorically deny all accusations of humor. ^_^]
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Again? Just transfer the calls to my phone. My voicemail will handle him.
Please turn off the ringer.
Ah, right. Done.
Thank you.
No problem. You're welcome.
When you finish your calls, please send me copies of all the press releases.
All right... Or I could just share the folder with you. They're on the network.
Which one?
H:\Public Relations\General Affairs\PR Releases\2008-06-28\YukimuraS
You should have accesss now.
Yukimura-kun, this says there are fifty-four press releases. Which are duplicates?
[ooc: Now with emoti-userpics! Er, pretend that's not OOC--I HAVE to play with these userpics, they're so much fun! Feel free to answer that none of them are duplicates, too...]
... none of them.
[ooc] XD That's fine~. And that was his answer anyway. ;D
...Please have Sawada-san summarize them ASAP.[ooc: Strikes deleted. *having so much fun*]
Just emailed her to.
[ooc] XD *pats*
Thank you. If you need updates on our status, please ask Matsuda.
All right. I'll have him send me some things as soon as I'm done with this
most pointlesscall.[ooc] Strike deleted~.
Please clear the voicemail and call the secretary back before he single-handedly overloads the system.
My, he's persistent. All right, calling him now.
Much appreciated.
Convey my regards and inform him I will take down the ministry's telephones if he does not desist.[ooc: Strikes DELETED!]
... he should be placated for at least twelve hours.
If he tries to call me home tonight, I will personally shove his phone up his a[ooc] Likewise~. :D
E-mail from tezukak@x-corp.co.jp to (recipients hidden)
The defense ministry's telephone systems have malfunctioned due to unknown
electromagnetic interferencecauses. Until further notice, please communicate with them via e-mail.[ooc: As usual, strikes deleted... ^_^]
How unfortunate.
I think I owe you[ooc] And Yukimura is trying not to die laughing... >>;
Indeed. I believe the malfunction will persist some time. It is bound to inconvenience and hinder communication with the honorable defense secretary, but I have faith in your abilities to cope.
[ooc: ♥ ... oh Tezuka, you did not attempt a joke. Oh gods. *facepalms* I don't understand what's wrong with me tonight!]/small>
I'm sure I'll get by somehow~.
Just as soon as I stop laughing[ooc] XD He did~! Yukimura's like "Who are you and what have you done with my coworker?"
Of course.
[ooc: As usual, Tezuka disclaims all pretenses to humor... XD]
... and of course, now I have seven emails in about twenty minutes. Ah, it seems the man just can't get enough of my attention.
[ooc] Yukimura does Not Believe Him. :D
Unfortunately, the Defense Ministry has triple failsafe computer systems. If you wish, Tanioka-san is good with computers and may be able to help you alleviate any inbox problems you should have.
[ooc: Tezuka refrained from typing "automatically delete his e-mails". ^_^]
Pity that. Understandable, but pity. Perhaps I should speak with Tanioka-san then.
[ooc] XD Ah, Tezuka~. Careful, the humor is showing.
Perhaps a briefing for the section is in order. Non-compulsory but recommended for all staff dealing with the Defense Ministry and the Honorable Secretary. Please ask Sawada-san to arrange one as soon as she finishes the summary.
[ooc: Tezuka would like to categorically deny all accusations of humor. ^_^]
It would be quite helpful, I think. I'll email her to arrange it.
[ooc] Not believing him~.